Perfectly adapted to all music halls.

Chemistry major in Atlanta.
I fidget unremittingly. I fancy colors that have a very muted tone, and a mushy hue. I think in a very roundabout fashion, tangling those that care to listen into a hot mess of double negatives, subtle hints, and riddle-like descriptions of [my take on] the world.

December 23

New record: reached the “CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT THIS TIME” point in under 4 days at parents’ house.

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sandbothe

I have achieved this in 2 days.

soupsoup:

suicidewatch:

1. most loved/hated debut album of the decade
2. partially responsible for why your old roommate moved to Brooklyn
3. the reason that 14 year old kid at the mall had on a Modern Lovers shirt that one time and your mind was blown.
4. why you can now find blue jeans that actually fit you at Macy’s after a decade of searching in vain at thrift stores or having to wear girl’s jeans.
5. the reason i got to go to play the Reading & Leeds festivals
6. despite all the hype, a pretty good fucking pop record

December 22

Spencer Ackerman's End of the 00s piece is AMAZING.

zombienumbersix:

(via alexbalk)

The real crime is that they appear to have used Comic Sans for a font on their toy.

Oh my god, fuck Comic Sans.

@gamesockson

I’m not gonna lie, I’m pretty uncreative. :)

I think I’m going to give it to the end of the day and then pull the plug.

I'm considering getting rid of my facebook.

Is that a good idea?

inothernews:

Dear neighbor:

One of the hugest fucking birds I have EVER seen is perched on your roof.

I think he / she will soon peck through and devour everything inside your house.

Srsly, after he or she is done, he or she is going to go off and fight Godzilla, that bird is so fucking big.

Do take care.

Love,

Aaron

This actually made me laugh out loud.

And reminds me of an encounter with a fucking big bird.

I was once driving through my neighborhood and I almost ran over a huge bird like this eating some roadkill.

My car screeched to a halt and I was freaked out.

Me: “What the fuck is that?!”
Friend: “It’s a turkey!”
Me: “That is NOT a turkey. Do you honestly think turkeys eat dead animals?!”
Friend: “Turkeys need to eat too….”

onebrickshy:

see more Lol Celebs

Disagree. That episode was AWESOME.

That episode was amazing.

sparkleneelysparkle:

intense gaga tuesday, bonus ben linus edition.

kelsium:

lenorebeadsman:

Would you believe Rick had never heard of this book? So he’s getting it for xmas, as I had been planning on spaghetti for Christmas eve dinner regardless. Also, original tale? I have read and heard several folk tales with VERY similar stories from at least four disparate cultures. I think “pot that cooks its own food/jar of food that fills itself” is a relatively universal archetype.

I knew what book this was from the top quarter inch of the picture as it was loading.

I … have never heard of this book.

I just got a text from my mom

matt-t:

Wanting to know why I wasn’t playing words with friends with her.

I think I need to put her on iPhone restriction

(if any of y’all do play words with friends feel free to add me, matt_T)

Occasionally I’ll get goaded into playing Bananagrams with my friend’s family. It’s like all the rage right now, or something.

lickystickypickyme:

This is sort of a “best of” thing I will sometimes do during these last days of 2009.
It isn’t really the best of of 2009, but it is to me.
Because it is stuff that gets me in a silly belly laugh and pounding my fist on the table while grasping for air.

Like this passive aggressive note.

Let’s call him Frank.

(via flickflickflicker)

I go through phases where I’m incredibly fixated on certain songs. I eventually drop them in my standard non-committal fashion, pick them up a month or year later and end up appreciating new facets of their intricacies.

(In other words, you KNOW I’m listenin’ to Lady Gaga, Jay-Z, Radiohead, and Wagner all at once.)

smashley:

there is ice in the compost. The compost is stored under the sink

All that comes to mind is, “Your poor toes!”

December 21

footloseandfancyfree:

anonanimal:

I grew up eating Yan Yan, and I found some for 0.79$ at my favorite farmer’s market. SO GOOD.

yhoselin i must find this market you speak of.

It’s down Buford Hwy, near 285. :) Your sister said she’s been there.

Perfectly adapted to all music halls.

blogroll

Spencer Ackerman's End of the 00s piece is AMAZING.

@gamesockson

I'm considering getting rid of my facebook.

I just got a text from my mom